I'm betting that it's gonna be the whitebeards not law
Marco: so that bastard judge poisoned you huh? And reiju here had to drain the poison, can't imagine it was pleasant having to drink out of his bloody wound, then again you did put your lips to yamato's foot so
Yamato: Hey! I was just in the water, my feet were as clean as could be!
Reiju: Oh no, by the time i got to him the poison had already been circulating through his body for a while, trying to drain it from the wound directly would've risked causing more damage to the infected tissue and could've lead to him bleeding out
Marco: so how'd you get the poison out then?
Reiju: I gave him mouth to mouth of course, how else should i have done so?
Marco: let me get this straight, izuku rescued you from your evil father and took you away to freedom?
Reiju: that is correct
Marco: working with him, you took down said father and the massive battle basically ended with you and him making out?
Reiju: it was purely for survival reasons but yes, not to say it wasn't unpleasant either of course
Marco: damn izuku, yamato wasn't enough for you ey? Had to go steal another girlfriend?
Whitebeard: *collective laughing*
Izuku: tha- thats- um, no I- ahapalgnfl-
Yamato: Why do I feel so... unpleasant? We already sorted out what happened after germa... so why does hearing them talk about stuff like that hurt so much?
Inner Angel yamato: it's nothing to worry about, izuku would never leave you behind, he cares about you as much as you care about him
Yamato: BUT I ALMOST KILLED HIM!!! I TRIED TO EAT HIM!!!
IAY: that was your fruit going wild, not you
Yamato: yes it was! We all read the encyclopaedia together and hikage told us what he knew about the being inside my fruit! A guardian deity doesn't revel in the feeling of tearing people apart! ONI DO!!! We revel in fighting! in hurting! in killing! All my fruit did was loosen me up enough to act on my desires!
IAY: you remember what izuku said before don't you? About how despite hating the idea of killing another person, some part of him revelled in potentially ending judge's life?
Yamato: That's not the same
IAY: it is, izuku is the kindest person you know and yet he told you about the times he lost control, remember his joint training with 1B? How blackwhip made him a threat to everyone including himself, all because one man made him angry? How is izuku failing to rein in a power he doesn't know how to use not his fault but the same isn't true for you? At least you managed to stop on your own, he needed to be mind controlled
Yamato: ...
IAY: you know as well as I do you were acting on instinct and only went for reiju because of her raid suit
Inner devil yamato: look on the bright side, she won't try to steal izuku from you in the future at least
IAY: silence demon, you go back into your cage with that thing and the other negative emotions
IDY: pfft hell no, not when our perfect future with izuku is at risk because she's too dense to make a move before it's too late
Yamato: this is silly, we know- I know izuku won't just abandon me, and it's not like there's a limit to how many friend you can have
IDY: we aren't talking about friendship you emotionally stunted moron, we need to form a plan of action to get you your man
IAY: no yamato! Don't listen to this vermin, it has nothing but the worst in mind for you
IDY: nothing but the wors- how dare you! Do you have any idea how horrible it is being stuck inside this head With nothing but repressed feelings for company, for gods sake yamato is in her 20s, I've had to live through her entire hormone filled teenage years and then some without any outlet for our feelings outside being beaten unconscious when kaido was in a particularly bad mood. Yamato doesn't even engage in any "self-love" from time to time! it's suffocating.
IAY: I'm so-
IDY: so forgive me for wanting to seek a relationship with the best man within at least 2 universes before it's too late and someone else realises how perfect he is
IAY: fine but we can't rush this, yamato is still playing catch up to those feelings and we've got time
Yamato: what are you guys even talking about?
IDY: fine but only because she's dense as hell so this'll take time regardless
IAY: nothing you need to worry about, just go give izuku a big hug and try to avoid giving them to others while he's around
IDY: actually I should probably get started now
IAY: wait you said-
IDY: hey yamato, instead of feeling unpleasant thoughts about izuku and reiju, imagine that it's you and izuku kissing after you guys beat kaido
Yamato: Why would I imagine tha- oh oh, that... is a nice thought
IAY: I should've never trusted you!
IDY: Oh please, this is healthy, and look at her, blushing like crazy with a dumb and blissful expression on her face, she's needs this after everything
IAY: *sigh* fine I admit this is pretty nice
IDY: it is a nice image, here's hoping izuku gets to see her making that face close up soon enough~
IAY: OK that's it I'm taking you to horny jail
IDY: since when do we have a horny jail?
IAY: it appeared when you decided to corrupt yamato's innocence, you only have yourself to blame